TRAFFIC CONE PRESERVATION SOCIETY
MEMBERSHIP

It is easy to join the Traffic Cone Preservation Society!

 

Here are the simple instructions:

 

1. DECLARE out loud "I am a member of the Traffic Cone Preservation Society."

 

2. Print out an optional membership card:

 

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....Congratulations! You are now an official member....

 

Here is a list of the first 300 members of our organization!